Random Thoughts from a thoughtful Weirdo


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I thought that I would post some Random thoughts that I have come direct from my mind at one time or another…unedited..and for your viewing pleasure…some thoughts may be  funny, insightful, erotic, crude, or downright idiotic…..but don’t we all have the capacity for any one of these  type of thoughts?

The Human race is the only species that doesn’t have  DNA that  weeds out the stupid ones. We just keep making more and more of them…

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If Cookie Monster took a crap could he just re-bake it as another cookie…cuz that would be awesome!

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I wonder what’s it like to be well adjusted…I have never lived in that world…must be a nice place.

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Plan and simple people need to bitch, they don’t want to be happy..(I’m guilty of that) ..Agent Smith (Matrix allusion) had it so right…

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I wish I could be the first Hermit on Mars…

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Some people collect others like picking up a penny on the sidewalk; they jingle in the pocket forgotten. I prefer to walk by the same spot on the sidewalk the next day  and see them shining.
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Where does your mind go as your eyes travel distant? Maybe a fantasy not fulfilled or a reality that came crashing down.
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I like your smile as much as I like that butt, for they both have that curve to them which mathematics describe as a beautiful parabola
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I want to see you at the bottom of my drink when I’m finished with this margarita and suck you up with my straw…
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The lawnmower came and went, through wet grass and weeds it cut and sliced, diced and mauled its way across a foreign landscape. Poor Frog
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Perfume girl standing with scents to capture, my attention drawn as tight skirt stretches, bending over as if in invitation to enter.
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I am what I am and that’s all that I am….
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I’m taking my cane and top hat and going for a walk bitch! –  Mr. Peanut being pissed off at Mrs. Peanut
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I’m crushing your head….I’m crushing your head..you don’t see me but I’m crushing your little head….your little baby head…crush crush

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Snog..snog…snog…snog….snog..snog..snog…snog..the English have all the fun words for the word fuck…

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We are bigger than we think but smaller than we know… put that in your pipe and smoke it
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How about it .  ANY random thoughts YOU wish to share with ME……jot it down as a COMMENT…hint hint. Seriously, I  would love to hear a random thought you have thought of in the past or present…I’m all ears (and eyes.)

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