If Zombies could talk they would

probably sound just like you.

You’re just a walking stick of bones

with a speech impediment.

Dull and lifeless,

it seems you don’t  have a clue.

You shamble around in a daze,

seemingly half crazed, while spittle

forms around you in a pool.

Your brain must be brimming with

maggots all the way to the core.

Hey, your ears are bleeding profusely,

and here I thought I was just being ignored.

Wait here,  I’ve got something for you that might

clear that up…..

Steady, Steady, don’t move,   click  BOOM!

All Better my friend