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Halloween Humor #1
I’m a Rat! Poem
I don’t feel bad for stealing that piece of pizza pie.
Look me in my eye!
I’m a rat can’t you see,
a rat through and through.
You knew from my whip like tail,
to my twitchy whisker face, and my little ears
which danced to and fro
that I was up to no good
as I ambled up on ya, you knew, oh you knew
that pie was already
gonna be took!
Well why the hell not?
I’m a rat!
by Philip Wardlow 2016
My Kind of Humor #2
My kind of Humor
Because it’s been a long week…
Now for an Owl
RIP – Robin Williams
Why I have trouble writing – GIF
Library Fantasy – An Erotic Poem
Library Fantasy –
Black spectacles perched upon her cute little nose,
hair done up in a bun with neck exposed,
tight skirt that falls just shy of the knees,
she is civic in her duties as she gives me
a smile that beckons to pursue a little
I spy her shelving books upon the shelf,
A wish comes to mind to take her behind those
shelves and fuck her in a pile of soft paperbacks.
Preferably fantasy or science fiction,
Yes, I’m a nerd like that.
I want to stroll over and grab a
nice thin book of poetry and bend
her over my knees and smack her
bare bottom until Yeats, Frost, or Poe
make her release an earth shattering moan.
Shh…please I’m trying to read.
She will kneel in front of me as I
lounge in my reading chair.
She will hand me a book to peruse as
she unbuttons my pants all the while
giving me a very stern stare.
She will go down on me with lips that
love to talk of bibliographies, bestsellers
and her favorite man named Dewey.
I will whisper to her tales of erotica, and
caress her breasts and nipples with
delicate flutterings from the pages of
Before her work is done,
she will become very intimate with
and my favorite character,
by Philip Wardlow