I like big books and I can not lie
You other scholars can’t deny
That when a librarian walks in with an itty bitty waist
and slaps a big paged volume down in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your specs
‘Cause you notice that book looks stuffed
Deep in the pages the words be blaring.
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
in my lap to read the big picture
My schoolboys tried to warn me
But that big book makes me so ornery
When I rub its Rump-o’-smooth-skin
spine and I’m not allowed to read it.
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average mystery
On the shelves, I’ve seen those other books dancin’
To hell with romances
I ‘m tired of magazines
Conveying to me flat books are the thing,
Take the average smart man and ask him that
The book gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got your big book? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy book!
And baby, baby, give me my big book back!
by Philip Wardlow 
Ain't no rest for the Wicked - Philip Wardlow - The real and the sensual sides to life in all its facets.. 
O.o this is fantastic! I am pretty much in love with this. I hope you don’t mind if I reblog it. And normally I don’t do this but I’m gonna link one of my poems for you to read because they talk about the same exact subject, just in very different ways 😛 http://patheticwithpotential.wordpress.com/2013/11/17/my-first-love/
thanks no worries….go ahead 🙂
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I found this gem while going through the reader and simply couldnt resist
you can read all the pages of my tight and toned book. Be warned, though, they get a bit graphic.
HA..who do you think your talking to? An amateur reader? I’ll have to look that book up..:)
Lol, Brilliant!
Thanks! …. I do like Big Books! 🙂
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Hahah, brilliant. 😀
Thanks…:)