Tag Archives: humorous
Crow ya know – Short poem
I’m trying to Flap my Jack as fast as I can…
Calvin and Hobbes The Darker Version
Haikus – The many moods of me – by Philip Wardlow

amongst them I fly freely
No ground to hold me.

from worlds I have brushed against
clear and newly cleaned.

My middle finger gives cue
to whisper screw you

as my world revolves around
my eyes on your hips

because your beauty demands
it of my lost soul.

from a smile, kiss, to caress
A peek at my heart.

Peace in a vacuum of words
Abandons the day

A terrible tidal wave
of pure savagery

Intertwined, a mosaic
of feelings unbound.

dismal days stretch forever
as the coffee cools.

dipped in the frigid waters
of a warm welcome.
I like Big Books and I cannot Lie – A poem
I like big books and I can not lie
You other scholars can’t deny
That when a librarian walks in with an itty bitty waist
and slaps a big paged volume down in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your specs
‘Cause you notice that book looks stuffed
Deep in the pages the words be blaring.
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
in my lap to read the big picture
My schoolboys tried to warn me
But that big book makes me so ornery
When I rub its Rump-o’-smooth-skin
spine and I’m not allowed to read it.
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average mystery
On the shelves, I’ve seen those other books dancin’
To hell with romances
I ‘m tired of magazines
Conveying to me flat books are the thing,
Take the average smart man and ask him that
The book gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got your big book? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy book!
And baby, baby, give me my big book back!