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I like Big Books and I cannot Lie – A poem

November 17, 2013 Philip Wardlow 10 Comments

I like big books and I can not lie
You other scholars can’t deny
That when a librarian walks in with an itty bitty waist
and slaps a big paged volume down in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your specs
‘Cause you notice that book looks stuffed
Deep in the pages the words be blaring.
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
in my lap to read the big picture
My schoolboys tried to warn me
But that big book makes me so ornery
When I rub its Rump-o’-smooth-skin
spine and I’m not allowed to read it.
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average mystery
On the shelves, I’ve seen those other books dancin’
To hell with romances
I ‘m tired of magazines
Conveying to me flat books are the thing,
Take the average smart man and ask him that
The book gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got your big book? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy book!
And baby, baby, give me my big book back!

by Philip Wardlow

Inquiring Minds

NaNoWriMo First Fail for Me…..(and perhaps you as well?)

November 8, 2013 Philip Wardlow 1 Comment

I’ve love this kid….

So I went to him and asked him what’s your secret. How do you do it? Where do you get your gumption.. your gusto…your huptza.. because I needed it last night…

I didn’t get to the magic 1667 number of words for the day on the NaNoWriMo contest yesterday. I tried…but I think my mojo was way off. I did write and did progress, so that is something right Mr. Successful Baby? Successful baby? What’s wrong?

Oh, you have a fistful of sand in your mouth?….Got it. I’ll just let msyself out….thanks …good talk Successful Baby….don’t worry I won’t let you down again…Promise

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Images to JUMP start that brain for NaNoWriMo !!!

November 6, 2013 Philip Wardlow Leave a comment

Don't be afraid to embrace a stranger....meaning the words you haven't met just yet. — Don’t be afraid to embrace a stranger….meaning the words you haven’t met just yet.

NaNoWriMo Bitches! and I cannot yell it loud enough! (sorry I’m channeling Jessie from Breaking Bad there)

I thought I would root through the web for you guys and JUMP START YOUR BRAIN; to INSPIRE, to PUSH, ENCOURAGE, to SLAP you awake, or to SHAME you to write and KEEP WRITING!

Whatever it takes to get you to keep writing I’ll do it …so don’t be a slacker….I mean it. That means you. Who me? Yeah I’m talking to you. Get off that porn site or those fuzzy little kitties playing on YouTube. Or those Fuzzy little kitties watching porn…WHAT?…never mind…just turn it off and get to work!

We are already nearing the second week of the contest very soon, that foot should still be on the gas pedal ….I don’t care if you’re ahead of the word count or not….no coasting BITCHES!

I pull out my Uzi and lay them low...one by one RAT TA TA TAT the words just flow...BOOM! — I pull out my Uzi and lay them low…one by one RAT TA TA TAT the words just flow…BOOM!

Like building something with Legos when you were a kid, you didn’t know what is was going to be, but that didn’t stop you.

30 Days of Halloween Poem Challenge, Inquiring Minds

Killer Girlfriend- 30 Day Halloween Poem Challenge Poem #21

October 22, 2013 Philip Wardlow Leave a comment

I knew the moment I spied you

that the devil lived behind those blues.

How long ago did you trap him, for

I see he’s itching to play.

It’s clear from our encounter,

your a girl who can handle her boomstick

when it goes off with a kick.

Your grip on the gun is tight but loose as

silver bullets fill it, along with a gleam.

You smile that smile that I could die for as the

full moon rises, and

the day descends to glorious night.

My hand takes yours as we roam

the dank castle far beneath in the catacombs.

I’ll take the hammer, you take the stake

as we take out a vampire or two on our first date.

When other monster’s wish to interlude upon

our first kiss your casual air and

sadistic flair with an axe

cannot be denied as the crimson droplets fly

in the midnight air….Oh, I think I’m in love!

Let’s not dawdle, let’s not hesitate in our fate.

For we have a rendezvous, me and you, and it involves

Frankenstein and the Wolfman’s heads

on a plate.

by Philip Wardlow

30 Days of Halloween Poem Challenge, Inquiring Minds

The Dark – 30 Day Halloween Poem Challenge #16

October 17, 2013 Philip Wardlow Leave a comment

The Dark –

I’m in the dark.

I look at it, as it looks at me.

Silently it sits.

The minutes draw out to what seems hours.

I move left, it moves to follow.

So I stop. It stops.

The sound of heavy breathing, like the bellows of a fire

emit from its mouth. My heart speeds up.

It seems to be waiting for something. But what?

I raise my hand as if to wave. It waves backs.

Oh you fool, it’s just your reflection in the mirror.

Calm your breath, its your own lungs you hear

expelling in your ears, your own movements which

track from across the room distilled from the dim

photons which bounce back to your misguided

eye.

“You idiot” I tell myself out aloud.

“Yes, you are” it answers back.

by Philip Wardlow

30 Days of Halloween Poem Challenge, GiFs for your Entertaiment, Inquiring Minds

Evil Eyeball – 30 day Halloween Poem Challenge – Poem A Day Poem#10

October 11, 2013 Philip Wardlow 3 Comments

I see you evil eyeball in the dark,

You twitch , roll, spin and watch

Please stop your spinning to and fro

Or else, Squish! you go between bare toes.

By Philip Wardlow

30 Days of Halloween Poem Challenge, Inquiring Minds

Outside your Window – 30 Days of Halloween Poem Challenge Poem#9

October 10, 2013 Philip Wardlow 3 Comments

Outside your Window –

Have you ever had evil imaginings,

awake or dreaming,
and confused the two?

A palpable scene,

with the texture of black silk covering

from head to toe,

wrapping around your neck as your breathing slowed?

The dark outside solidified against the glass

as something settled it’s gaze.

A pinprick of pressure to the skin at

the nape of the neck.

It’s waiting to be let in.

Your hand rises to the latch, as you wonder

at the horror that seeks you and the curiosity in

which you seek your own demise.

Perhaps this will be the night

you finally die.

by Philip Wardlow

30 Days of Halloween Poem Challenge, Inquiring Minds

Devil May Care – 30 Day Halloween Challenge – A poem a day – Poem#6

October 7, 2013 Philip Wardlow 3 Comments

Devil May Care

They call me Mr. Mysterious,

Darkness who wears a black hat and a devious grin.

Clever, crude, quick to charm but never

a prude.

Your sins have invited me in.

So there is no need for fear, for you

see, I truly care that you see me

as I see you.

Shadows dance for my pleasure

For they are the ones you cast

and fling out with pure abandon.

I am a hunter in my heart.

Pure and simple, you are my prey.

Collecting you as simply as a little butterfly in

a mason jar.

And how I love to see you flit and

fly about, reckless with no direction

until SNAP!

You sit upon my myriad of shelves

far far below.

Simple part of my collection until

time runs out of time.

on your miserable little soul.

by Philip Wardlow

Inquiring Minds

The Last Supper Art Challenge to my Fellow BLOGGERS!

October 2, 2013 Philip Wardlow Leave a comment

Found this cool piece of art work out in the nether regions of cyberspace through others I follow who also posted it. The artwork is Copywritten by Bill McConkey (now I have to go check out more of his stuff)

This for me, is my form of religion if you will …sacrilege I know…. 🙂

Can you spot ALL the movie references depicted in the artwork. That includes the posters hanging on the wall as well.

I would love to see if anyone finds something that I might have missed.

Good luck… btw I counted 25 Movie references and identified all 25….so HA!