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Its So Hot… my cat thinks so as well
Funny for Day
Shake it
I wanted fries with that shake baby,
(she pulls out an order of medium fries from her cleavage)
(I take them)
Thanks, you may continue shaking.
(nom nom nom)
Any ketchup in there?
by Philip Wardlow 2016

Because it’s been a long week…






What the?
When you go to bed feeling fine
and then you wake up and go what
the f#*k!

Every Day
Every Day~
Every day is a gift,
a fucking gift.
Why? Because I said so.
So unwrap that fucker.
Rip open the packaging,
fling the red red red ribbons to the four winds.
Bite that mother loving tape with your teeth if you must
Is that a Snaaarl I hear from you…?
It’s your present.
Do what you must.
Dive, dive, dive into that damn box!
See, see , see, what you’ve got?
Fuck.
Socks.
Slip’em on for a go….
Now go…just fucking go.
by Philip Wardlow 2016






