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It’s Complicated – a Poem
It’s Complicated –
Sink or swim.
Hundred pound of feathers,
or a hundred pounds of lead?
Doggy paddle or breast stroke?
Doesn’t fucking matter, she says
My daddies got a motor boat.
I just smile and flick my ashes
in her drink,
and keep on walking.
You see it’s complicated,
this you and me thing.
My chemistry is mangled compared to
yours and there is no untangling
such a goddam chore
of a life you take
for granted.
You don’t see.
For me, it’s complicated,
like chess, or Risk
It’s far from fucking checkers
dear.
A game, is a game, is a game
and it could be fun,
This you and me.
It’s complicated.
For every game big or small
has got its rules but sadly
you never learned to read.
By Philip Wardlow 2014
See Her – A Poem
See Her –
She sits in silent reflection
staring out a window she can’t see through,
wondering at the days of
misfortune the world has heaped upon her.
“I am pretty aren’t I”, she asks
Her hips have just the right amount of flare,
Her breasts are well rounded,
her eyes are deep and mysterious as the night
is long.
She can turn a phrase and engage in interesting conversation
just as well as the next.
So why, why, why…
Does “that guy” not see her.
Find interest,
or get her.
Perhaps she dwells too much in the shadows
they cast and not in her own
light.
by Philip Wardlow 2014
My Heart and the Alien – A Poem
My Heart and the Alien –
I have a four chambered heart much like most everyone else,
I am a nerd in one heart,
a romantic in the next,
a perv in the third,
a dreamer in the last.
I am fading into your moody blue alien eyes.
as the cold night embraces an already
cold day.
All the chambers of my heart smile
back at you.
And beat with an unnatural warmth not
found on this earth.
You don’t belong here on this world,
and you are soon to leave.
Forever.
For that reason alone, I wish the
the sections of my heart would quiet itself
Each beat in quarter time to a tune
I do not recognize anymore since your
presence came to town.
Please leave soon on the next
spaceship out.
My heart is at war
and may soon burn it
self up.
Take to the stars, and then
and only then, can
my heart look to
them without doubt.
by Philip Wardlow 2014
Haikus – The many moods of me – by Philip Wardlow

amongst them I fly freely
No ground to hold me.

from worlds I have brushed against
clear and newly cleaned.

My middle finger gives cue
to whisper screw you

as my world revolves around
my eyes on your hips

because your beauty demands
it of my lost soul.

from a smile, kiss, to caress
A peek at my heart.

Peace in a vacuum of words
Abandons the day

A terrible tidal wave
of pure savagery

Intertwined, a mosaic
of feelings unbound.

dismal days stretch forever
as the coffee cools.

dipped in the frigid waters
of a warm welcome.
Bad Boy Finished – A Poem by Philip Wardlow
What is it with the female
persuasion that
clings to the
notion that
danger
is a delicious dish?
You smile, you laugh
as you believe the stories,
the promises, and the kismet
collected in your
nightstand drawer
that you sift through every once
in awhile to tell yourself
that surely it existed,
because a fool is
something you’ve
never been.
Was your pride
greater than his,
to think you
met up to
his
invisible measuring
stick he never
cared to share?
Tell me.
What’s so great about this
bad boy you came to love?
What’s so great about this
fool who dared to hurt someone
such as you.
Tell me he was true.
Tell me he was everything
and I’ll shut the fuck up.
by Philip Wardlow 2013
Peek – A wee little Poem by Philip Wardlow
I like Big Books and I cannot Lie – A poem
I like big books and I can not lie
You other scholars can’t deny
That when a librarian walks in with an itty bitty waist
and slaps a big paged volume down in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your specs
‘Cause you notice that book looks stuffed
Deep in the pages the words be blaring.
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
in my lap to read the big picture
My schoolboys tried to warn me
But that big book makes me so ornery
When I rub its Rump-o’-smooth-skin
spine and I’m not allowed to read it.
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average mystery
On the shelves, I’ve seen those other books dancin’
To hell with romances
I ‘m tired of magazines
Conveying to me flat books are the thing,
Take the average smart man and ask him that
The book gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got your big book? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy book!
And baby, baby, give me my big book back!
Glady’s and the Bat – 30 Day Halloween Poem Challenge- Poem #30
Glady’s and the Bat
Glady’s was an adventurous girl
prone to fits of dangerous
distraction.
A faired hair maiden.
Fair of mind as well, a simple girl.
but strong of will.
And will it seems, goes a long way in the land of scary make believe.
as you will see.
For a creature existed at the highest of heights
who dwelt in a dark, dark cave of the evilest intent and might
At night this foul creature swooped and dove, and dove and swooped
into the quaint little village where Glady’s did dwell,
Shrieking as it flew, it carried off poor villagers from out of their beds.
The town had dwindled down next to nothing under it’s
never ending onslaught of nightly terror and dread.
Left now, were only Glady’s, the ice cream maker,
the pastor, and poor old widow Lady Albright
to be found in the town at next sundown.
“I shall face this demon,” Gladys told the others calmly.
“Very well, do what you must, but leave us be,” Lady Albright intoned.
“Oh, simple child,” the ice cream maker only said.
“I give you my protection,” the pastor simply said, as he looked to the heavens.
Gladys boldly walked into the square at twilight while the others peeked
at her from the safety of their bedrooms.
Sweaty palms held tight to her late father’s sword,
now rusted and pitted but still sharp and keen of edge.
A flutter of wings sounded in the distant as
a dark shadow descended.
A flit of nothing flew over Gladys and beyond her.
A crash of glass, and a scream ripped the night as
poor Lady Abright was plucked from bed and covers.
Her tortuous wail faded into the dark clouds as
the creature escaped back to its lair.
“We must go after her!” Gladys told the others
“Are you daft dear girl, we would surely die!” the cream maker wailed.
“Her fate was already written I am afraid.” said the pastor knowingly
Looking to them both, her eyes narrowed in quiet consternation.
Then an AHA! moment entered her wee brain.
“Next time he comes I have a plan,” she said quietly.
The moon fell and the sun rose and then the moon rose
again as the next night came.
“I don’t see how this will help, we shall all surely die.
I am the most important can’t you see? ” the pastor intoned.
They all stood clutching each other together tied tight with rough braided
rope at the waist in the middle of the street,
“Are you not assured of your safety through your piety? What’s there
to fear for you?” she smiled slyly.
The ice cream maker shook in his place and simply held tight to his
tub of cream that he had been told to bring.
A shriek preceded it’s shadow as it decended.
Talons clutched and pulled, grabbing the pastor
Yet the pastor did not budge, the weight being too great.
“Hold, monster!” Glady’s yelled.
“Is it blood you seek? I have something sweeter,”
Glady’s grabbed the tub of cream, popped the top
and plunged her hand in deep.
She then slathered the good pastor from head to
toe.
“Go ahead have a bite” Gladys said
The creature landed,
Black fur, big ears, wings ending in talons,
Teeth white, sharp and long,
Eyes wide and mad approached on spindly legs.
It looked at them each, and slowly full in the eye.
“Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!” it said sniffing the air.
Then bit into the pastor deep.
The pastor squeaked then died.
The dark bat licked the dead pastor clean.
“Mooooore!” it simply said
So Gladys gave him more.
And more, and more.
Now her and the creamer
share a house and keep the cream
well stocked.
As her and her pet bat go
on many a midnight walk.
by Philip Wardlow
Creepy – 30day Halloween Poem Challenge – Poem #29
Creepy –
I bet I can creep you out in some small way…:)
What exactly are you scared of?
You sitting there, looking at your screen reading this.
A thousand things in nature perhaps may be just around
the corner. Waiting to meet you.
Be it man, an animal, a deformed creature or the unholiest of holies
in the night.
Some DO exist, and some may exist. You don’t really know for sure if they don’t.
It’s a big creepy world out there with big creepy things in it.
Do you need to go to the bathroom? Have a sit on the toilet.
Try not to look down and imagine something slowly crawling through the pipe
into your business. Is that the sound of very small teeth?
What’s your number? And is it up tonight?
You can probably say no. BUT you could be dead before the morn.
Singled out by that leery eyed little man down the street,
that’s taken a fancy to those beautiful feet.
He must have them for his collection you know…he must.
Oh, you’re at a party amongst your closest friends?
So you’re safe…sure, sure, no worries. He’ll wait.
Check your car, check your closet, check under the bed.
that’s where I would hide If I wanted you dead.
What’s that tickle in your throat?
What’s that rumble in your belly?
Something kicking and crawling to get out?
Now how did that find it’s way in? Perhaps through
your belly button.
Well after all, it is Halloween my friend.
by Philip Wardlow







